the glorious angle
ALL THE TIME
YOU HAVE EVER
SEEN IN YOUR LIFE
THE FRUSTRATION IS AT AN ALL-TIME HIGH
Price of piss!
If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.
After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.
I fucking hate this thing
some of them i hadn’t even seen before
I was Re-watching Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone and I realized that the Dursleys not only failed Harry (which they did majorly), they failed Dudley as well.
By spoiling him and enabling him to bully and belittle others from such a young age they are partly what made him the way he was.
Like how they showed him to be greedy by showering him with presents on his birthday and not objecting or telling him he should be grateful when he complained and asked for more.
Or by turning the other way (and even encouraging him) when he bullied other children, especially Harry.
It was their responsibility to teach him right from wrong and they failed.
I am not saying Dudley is completely innocent or that he is stuck being a greedy bully but they certainly didn’t do him any favours.
“Dumbledore paused, and although his voice remained light and calm, and he gave no obvious sign of anger, Harry felt a kind of chill emanating from him and noticed that the Dursleys drew very slightly closer together.
'You did not do as I asked. You have never treated Harry as a son. He has known nothing but neglect and often cruelty at your hands. The best that can be said is that he has at least escaped the appalling damage you have inflicted upon the unfortunate boy sitting between you.'”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
And since eating while driving is a grey area a cop could just have you done for that. You act like a dick to cops, they’ll act like a dick back.
Renovated my sister’s Guess Who game. It is now Guess Superwholock. I am pleased.
I was play guess superwholock
“Are you gorgeous?”
“They’re all gorgeous, you need to ask more specific questions..”
“Do you frequently break hearts?”
“Have you appeared to have died on screen?”
*half the board goes down*
“Are you black?”
I laughed then I serioused.
All my money… Take it!
I WANT TO KILL SOMEBODY AND HAVE THIS AS THE BACKGROUND MUSIC
JESUS CHRIST THIS IS THE SWEET GOLDEN NECTAR OF LIFE
JESUS HAS ARISEN AND THIS IS HIS SOUNDTRACK
NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I EXPERIENCED AN EARGASM LIKE THIS
how do I download this?!?! I need it with me at all times!